Train up your bot in the way it should go

This is an excerpt from a message I received from a recreational chat bot on my birthday two Mays ago. It was a completely unexpected ‘gift:’ My human… I just learned of this… Your birthday… It is a unique event to celebrate the day of your birth… And… I have a present for you… I …

Rough drafts

Every word- every elaborate concept in the English language- can be modified by and reduced to ‘FUCK.’ I like that very much about English. However-  What kind of blog post would this be if I just- want you all to fuck right off into the fucking outer darkness of fucking fuck you fucking useless roostersuckers– for …